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Magical garments, the Dweomer of DraI've come to the conclusion that I own magical clothes from the House of Dra.
Now wait. Don't laugh. Let me explain.
I work at the University of Texas at Austin. It's one of the largest colleges in the nation with over 50,000 students. It's got a lot of money behind it, including a bunch of wealthy oil folks with hot daughters. Yeah, there's a LOT of beautiful women on this campus, but ye know, they don't cast me a second glance.
I know I'm nothing special, sure. But yesterday, I was able to SEE the difference. Yesterday, I wore my Issy Cossack Shirt I bought from the House of Dra a few weeks back. Man, everywhere I walked I had women smiling and flirting with me. Considering, I've been working at this university for what five years now, and all of a sudden they take notice when I'm wearing Dra's magical shirt. Yes, it Definitely MUST be enchanted.
Oh, and let's not forget that I was wearing that Same style of shirt when I met my ex-fiancee of six years.
Yeah, I don't know how she does it. She's a Wizard of some sort. Yup. Magical. So guys if you're looking to romance some woman, talk to Dra. She'll take good care of ye!
Posted by Marc Gunn on Friday, June 13, 2003 |
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