If ____ Wins, I'm Moving to ____!
It's official. I've now heard people on both sides of the political arena say if their candidate doesn't win then they are moving to another country. I think it's absurd to even say jokingly. But then I like satirizing the absurd, so I thought of a fun game to make fun of all candidates.
Yup. I want to know if your candidate does not win, where are you moving to and why that location. To help spur this along, I'm gonna start with both candidates.
If Obama wins, I'm moving to Iran since Obama is Muslim, the United States will be turned into more of a Muslim Nation than Iran.There's your starting point. Two ridiculously stupid comments that some people might actually believe. Now it's your turn. If your candidate doesn win, where are you moving to?
If McCain wins, I'm moving to China because China, at least, is slowly becoming less of a totalitarian government that commits fewer human rights violations than the U.S. will.
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posted by Marc Gunn @ Saturday, September 13, 2008
4 Comments:
If Either Candidate Wins, I'm Moving to Northern Ireland! I think that there will be less violence between the two parties there and they have better pubs.
If McCain wins, I'm moving to Scotland, because maybe they'll be so horrified at having produced McCain's ancestor that they'll forget to charge me for beer. Or they'll give me beer out of pity and a sense of guilt.
If McCain wins, I am moving into a tent. I am almost homeless now, even with one more year of the same, it will be official.
If Obama wins, I’m moving to Italy because there I’ll still be able to eat San Daniele prosciutto. You aren’t allowed to eat pork in Muslim countries, and Obama is supposed to make us all Muslim, right ?
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